POST 2

POST 2 -

Blue. No, yel…

And the hat. She's a witch! Bring her forward! What do you mean?

What a strange person

Shh! Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let us ride to Camelot! On second thoughts, let's not go there. It is a silly place. The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice! Did you dress her up like this?

• I am your king.
• Who's that then?
• Well, what do you want?
• Burn her anyway!

Blue. No, yel…

What do you mean? Well, she turned me into a newt. Shut up! Will you shut up?! Camelot! I have to push the pram a lot.

Sets The Cinema Back 900 Years!

She looks like one. I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough water! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now leave before I am forced to taunt you a second time! Burn her anyway! Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. We shall say 'Ni' again to you, if you do not appease us. Shut up!

1. Who's that then?
2. What do you mean?
3. Burn her anyway!
4. Did you dress her up like this?
5. The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Did you dress her up like this? Well, I didn't vote for you. What do you mean? I am your king. Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods. Bloody Peasant!